My Stupid Marble

My marble.

Where was my stupid marble?

A prank dreamt up by our valedictorian: get a diploma, give a marble. So original.

I dipped into my pocket, pulling out a red, grease-stained cocktail napkin instead. Inside, one chocolate chip cookie from last night’s graduation party.

I handed it over anyway as the headmaster’s jaw clenched, his eyes raged. I then turned to the audience — my diploma held high. Who cares that I was hungover, that my stomach was doing backflips, that my head ached, my tongue sandpaper?

I had just graduated high school.

It was my time to shine.