The Fraud from Mahwah

The film crew was just outside, live. Millions of fans eagerly waiting to see the master’s latest dish.

But Chef Henri had more pressing matters, namely this raging kitchen fire.

Christ, why’d he send his staff home?

Stupid question. Because they already did the hard work of making him look like the talented chef he wasn’t. And God forbid he share the spotlight.

So now Hank Pennafield, the fraud from Mahwah, was moments away from being exposed. From seeing his entire empire crumble before his very eyes.

And all because he didn’t know where they kept the damn fire extinguisher.