The sign above the waterslide was clear: Kids Only! No one over 15 allowed!
But Davey wasn’t much of a rule follower. Especially when four spicy margaritas deep.
So with a pink plastic cup in hand, he dove into the polyethylene tube. A shockingly graceful move considering the man’s enormous girth and lack of sobriety.
It didn’t last.
By curve two, Davey was stuck. No surprise. The flume was designed for children.
Then came the children, one after one, barreling into him at top speed.
When the fire department extracted Davey hours later, resort management didn’t mince words… lifetime ban.
The Weekday One Hundred 