One Line Wonder

She glanced at her watch – he was ten minutes late. Not a great first impression.

She sipped her Chardonnay and watched the beach crowd shuffle by. There were worse places to spend a happy hour alone.

Suddenly, someone slipped into the seat across from her. Average build, baseball cap, jet-black wig and a fake mustache.

“Not quite your profile picture,” she told him.

He nodded, glancing over his left shoulder then right.  

“Downside of the business,” he whispered. “It’s the price I pay.”

She bit her tongue. He was in two episodes of a middling show. One line total.

Actors…